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Peanut butter and jelly might sound sick until you try it; similarly, the flavor of slow-cooked pulled pork goes perfectly with OFallon Brewery's rich porter. You can almost taste the spice-rubbed sections of pulled pork bark above the caramel-flavored porter. It's like going to Oklahoma Joe's, only without the need for a toothpick.

They do barbecue differently in St. Louis, and Schlafly Brewery's lager highlights the spicy flavor of a dry-rub barbecue, with rich tones of black pepper, salt and even a shot of Worcestershire sauce. This sipping beer, with a rich head and a high alcohol content, goes perfectly with a plate of sauceless smoked meat. Afterward, you'll almost need a dollop of coleslaw.

Parkville's Power Plant Restaurant & Brewery brewpub offers on tap a beer that's as close to putting barbecue in a glass as you can get without actually sinking a rib bone into your pint. The hops in this otherwise classic pale ale complement the smoky flavor imparted by apple-wood chips. Molasses, mustard and mace give it the flavor of a sweet, tangy sauce you'll find on the tables of Kansas City rib joints. This one will make you want to lick your fingers.

Leave it to Missouri mega-brewery Anheuser-Busch to make a barbecue brew that's the Kansas City Masterpiece of BBQ-flavored beers. This one poured almost as clear as a Bud Light, with the pink tint of a white zin. And it had only a bit more flavor, with a slight aftertaste of very burned burnt ends. Imagine throwing table scraps in a pint and guzzling it down. We needed a moist towelette after this one.
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